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Expression used to declare that a target, goal, or objective was not executed properly, therefore missed entirely. Usually results in some type of injury or embarrasment. Most effective if uttered quickly at the exact moment of realization that the intended objective is lost and the resulting outcome will not be good.
"Bobby attempted to jump from the back of one moving pick-up truck into another while driving at 60 mph down the highway. Mid-air to the other truck, Bobby exclaimed "I missed it!" as his body hit the side of the truck, his hands scrambling madly to clutch the sides as he was dragged under the tire."
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expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further
example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out
person 2- hey i do what i do
person 1- ah of course
example 2:
person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night
person 2- i do what i do
person 1- gotcha
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Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.
It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"
Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
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I have another one….
Red rover, red rover…
Send your thoughts on over❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love you!!!
One of these ideas is going to work…
Until one does…
Another attempt I will do:)
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You had me frazzled…
I posted to the wrong account…
And now I can’t see them… shocker lol
I wanted to twirl, but considering you were in a tank … ❤️❤️❤️
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Black slang meaning I am telling the truth
Yo, for real man; that ass be smokin hot; I be Truffin
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