National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.

"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

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she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga

Popular sentance in famous song "The race" but most enjoyable version of it is the sped of quandale dingle vetsion.

"she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga" Said Mlgsnipeer to mommy man

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

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Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

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