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the best school ever. you can smoke weed all day and write papers trashing capitalism all night. st. mary's is where you go to study the rest of fuckhead population USA. kids there don't give a shit what they're going to do after college, they'll be a teacher or something. this school makes you a better human being. also the professors are awesome.
"so what's your essay on?"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"
"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."
"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"
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Is an all girls catholic high school located in the Bronx. Filled with the most loyal, smartest, and beautiful girls. If you get a girl from Ursula treat her right because she’s wifey material.
Does that girl go to Academy of Mount St. Ursula? Yes she does she is very smart and beautiful. Imma wife her up!
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A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.
Guy 2: Accurate.
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SMGS is a place where all the small demons from east Melbourne come to fornicate. It is usually done in the butt, doggie style, due to the fact that they are all faggots. The people that go to this place are the purest form of gay.
“Hello, I am an average St Michaels Grammar School student”
“Fuck off you stupid, bitchly, gay virgin slut”
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When the cleavage of the breasts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body.
That chick over there has Spread Titty Syndrome (STS), I got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.
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The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.
Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?
This day is when St Nicholas Chicken was born. He is very German and this day replaces Valentines day because Valentines day is rigged.
"Wow! HAPPY ST NICHOLAS CHICKEN DAY!"
"Yes, the Feburary 14th!"