U fucking queer

U fucking queer stands for: U FUCKING UNSPECIFIED SEXUALITY PERSON

U suck you fucking queer

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ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.

"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"

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Hell 2 U

a fucking jojo reference

Person 1: HELL 2 U!!
Person 2: wow man you're such a quirky, funny and humorous person, i'm sure you have lots of friends

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One and Done U

University of Kentucky

Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.

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diorio u-turn

When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"

I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.

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f-u button

when someone calls you and you don't want to talk, you press the ignore button on your phone

Person 1: I don't feel like talking to him right now
Person 2: Just give them the f-u button

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what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

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