K-pop

It’s not a music genre it’s a race

If you know someone who listens to BTS run for your life

Please

Hey do you like BTS? K-pop is so cool. Junkook is hot

No

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K-Pop

Another way to say “ok boomer.”
Because “k” is a shorter way to say “ok,” and “pop” is something some people call their grandfather.

Boomer: “You kids spend all your time playing video games, go get some friends!”
Me: “K-Pop.”

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K-Pop

South Korean pop music created by god to punish us because of our sins but some people started to like it so now god is thinking about suicide!

#stopkpop #helpgod

K-Pop fan: He’s so cute aegyo!
God: Ight imma commit not alive!

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Shaneil K

He is a little currymucnhing, bum licking, currymuncher pakistany who plays fortnite all day. He loves to shove curry up his ass and then lick it off.

Unknown 1: Do you know why Shaneil K is away?
Unknown 2: Yes, why?
Unknown 1: He has been away all week
Unknown 2: Because he has been grinding fortnite everyday

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K-pop

A shitty genre of music that is still relevant because of yellow fever and will become irrelevant in a few years Listen to the amazing"Crank It" by Soulja Boy.

Koreaboo:You listen to K-pop?
Real Nigga: That a Soulja Boy track?
Koreaboo:Ew! No!
Real Nigga:Soulja Boy tell EM!
Soulj Boy:Youuuuuu!
Koreaboo: *Fucking Dies*

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K-Swag

The highest level of swag possible. Only one girl in the world has the ability to pull it off. It combines the suavest of movements with smooth talk and a sophisticated manner. You need to 'holla atcho boy' when you see this kind of swagger. You'll probably only see it a few rare times in your life, if you're lucky.

Rapheal: "Ayyy, you see that gurl Katelyn, now she's got some K-Swag."

Tyson: "Ohh ya mann, I know. She's my dream girl, but with swag like that, she's wayy outta my league."

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k-pop

Korean Pop music, consisting of either copious amounts of girl members or boy members.

K-Pop stars are often taken at the age of around 10 and trained to speak English, Mandarin and Japanese (generally) and how to dance and sing etcetc. A lot of their music, like White people shit are over autotuned, but their kick ass dancing makes up for it.

Asian kids all over the world are addicted to k-pop; it's all part of the asian tb image they're going for.

white dude: "Hey Chink what's that bullshit you're listening to?"
Asian: "Bitch, it's k-pop"
White dude: "WTF is k-pop"
Asian: *gasps in horror at ignorance and slaps white dude.

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