Itβs not a music genre itβs a race
If you know someone who listens to BTS run for your life
Please
Hey do you like BTS? K-pop is so cool. Junkook is hot
No
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Another way to say βok boomer.β
Because βkβ is a shorter way to say βok,β and βpopβ is something some people call their grandfather.
Boomer: βYou kids spend all your time playing video games, go get some friends!β
Me: βK-Pop.β
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South Korean pop music created by god to punish us because of our sins but some people started to like it so now god is thinking about suicide!
#stopkpop #helpgod
K-Pop fan: Heβs so cute aegyo!
God: Ight imma commit not alive!
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He is a little currymucnhing, bum licking, currymuncher pakistany who plays fortnite all day. He loves to shove curry up his ass and then lick it off.
Unknown 1: Do you know why Shaneil K is away?
Unknown 2: Yes, why?
Unknown 1: He has been away all week
Unknown 2: Because he has been grinding fortnite everyday
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A shitty genre of music that is still relevant because of yellow fever and will become irrelevant in a few years Listen to the amazing"Crank It" by Soulja Boy.
Koreaboo:You listen to K-pop?
Real Nigga: That a Soulja Boy track?
Koreaboo:Ew! No!
Real Nigga:Soulja Boy tell EM!
Soulj Boy:Youuuuuu!
Koreaboo: *Fucking Dies*
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The highest level of swag possible. Only one girl in the world has the ability to pull it off. It combines the suavest of movements with smooth talk and a sophisticated manner. You need to 'holla atcho boy' when you see this kind of swagger. You'll probably only see it a few rare times in your life, if you're lucky.
Rapheal: "Ayyy, you see that gurl Katelyn, now she's got some K-Swag."
Tyson: "Ohh ya mann, I know. She's my dream girl, but with swag like that, she's wayy outta my league."
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Korean Pop music, consisting of either copious amounts of girl members or boy members.
K-Pop stars are often taken at the age of around 10 and trained to speak English, Mandarin and Japanese (generally) and how to dance and sing etcetc. A lot of their music, like White people shit are over autotuned, but their kick ass dancing makes up for it.
Asian kids all over the world are addicted to k-pop; it's all part of the asian tb image they're going for.
white dude: "Hey Chink what's that bullshit you're listening to?"
Asian: "Bitch, it's k-pop"
White dude: "WTF is k-pop"
Asian: *gasps in horror at ignorance and slaps white dude.
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