cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

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Penalty box

While eating the pussy, the female forces ones head into female genitalia, causing suffocation. Resulting in the head to be in the “penalty box.”

Person 1 “Yo did u hear about Jake”
Person 2 “Nah bro what happened”
Person 1 “He died of suffocation some sick bitch put him in the penalty box and he never came

out.”

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brittle box

A women with a cold vagina.

Man that lady I had sex with last night had a brittle box.

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cheater box

Device used for stolen cable.

We set up the cheater box, and now we get all the channels--all the channels ;)

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crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

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Squack Box

Any box that is under tweaker ownership and is filled with a variety of useless shit or stolen goods. These items are usually thought of as most valued possessions by the tweaker and to the rest of the world it is mostly stupid shit. These items may be traded, stolen, sold or projected on at any time.

Did you see my squack box? I took a hit, flailed off, stashed it somewhere and now I can't find it?

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Douche Box

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

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