Your ancestors child molesters

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

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um child anyway so

Big boobs? um Child anyways so is a meme that Nicki Minaj said on one of her lives it is usually used when someone says something

“i really like him but he had a same dick”-friend
“um child anyway so....”-me

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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!

Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

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pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.

Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

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molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

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Sweet summer child

A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.

Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!

Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!

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National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them

hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!