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When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
Pov: You named your Clement Ice Lemon Tea
When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest
When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.
“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest
When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms
"I gave stacie a lemon zest"
When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.
Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?
NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.