hair doula

A woman who specializes in hair care and uses what she knows to serve others hair-related needs.

A hair doula's role is to help ease frustration, by providing ongoing support and guidance, as people move towards their hair care goals.

Non-medical and not related to birth.

Lady A: I don't know what to do with my new growth. What all do I need to know about transitioning from relaxed to natural hair?

Lady Z: You probably have a lot of questions. I’ll set you up with my hair doula. She’ll teach you exactly what you need to know.

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Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

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butters' hair

the cure for cancer. seriously.

butters: but they forgot cure for cancer.

only butters' hair can do that.

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Pibic hair

Dirty, unwashed, unkempt, often foul-smelling pubic hair. Usually found on lazy, overweight personas with little-to-none social lives.

That Vig is in possession of some awesome pibic hair.

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Playing with hair

Shows control over a person or shows that you like someone .

She was playing with hair while I rested on her chest

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hair aquarium

cunt, vagina, pussy, etc...

he went swimming in my hair aquarium. would you please dive into my hair aquarium?

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Tristan Hair

AKA Honda Hair, Taylor Hair

So named after Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor dubbed) from Yu-Gi-Oh, who has hair that would've been memetic had he only been a more prominent character.

When somebody's hair sticks out by more than an inch and comes to a point in front of their heads.

David Tennant, Scottish actor from Doctor Who, has an epic case of Tristan Hair, especially when he's in a windy scene or jumping around.

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