selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.

Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.

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merm face

a confused, what the fuck facial expression

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes

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stuff face

to eat

I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.

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Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

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hyena face

An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica

Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!

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Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

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face the diggity

To give a woman oral sex , to lick her pussy, put your face between her legs

I'm going to face the diggity , I'll face the diggity

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