Air Bud Rule

The rule of all sports that pretty much anything goes unless specifically prohibited in "the rules."

Tim: What do you mean the dog can't play? Don't you remember in air bud when the ref says: "Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball." ?

Ref: damn you Air Bud Rule...

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Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.

1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

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cold air intake

A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)

That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake

Shit Flavored Air

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.

Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"

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Bon Air Park

A place where niggers gather.

Brandon:Do you guys want to go to Bon Air Park?
Nick:No. I don’t like niggers.

Adam:Do I look like a nigger?

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Black Air Forces

Noun:
A person that is likely untrustworthy, careless or to cause harm; a threat or danger.

Verb:
To damage or harm, someone or something.

Lira: " He just pushed me, for no reason! "
Jack: " Who? The guy in the Black Air Forces? "
Lira: " Yes! "
Jack: " He's too dangerous, let's just call the police. "
Lira: " Okay."

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air biscuits and gravy

A wet air biscuit.

Beware, chili dogs and beer always wind up as air biscuits and gravy.

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