King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)
Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted
He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis
evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome
The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.
I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.
A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.
I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.
Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.
evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well