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real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 31, 2022


real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 4, 2018


Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true

Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

65πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


real muthaphukkin G

a real gangsta not like fake ass nigga dre that left nwa with his homie ice cube

eazy e is tha real muthaphukkin g

by homie June 15, 2003

144πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.

"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."

by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006

32πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Real Black Panthers

People(Black & White) who worked together to try and change the World with speeches, marches, awarness events, ect. but were eventually crushed by various government agencies with massacres and propaganda.

Today many ignorant ass Black people run around dressed like them screaming bullsiht like KILL WHITEIE! FUCK CRACKAS! saying there carying on there legacy even they dont know what it was. While the average white person thinks theyre the equvalent of a black KKK. LOOK SHIT THE FUCK UP B4 U GO SAYIN' SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE U DONT KNOW ABOUT DUMBASSES.

Real Black Panthers read books, watch the news, educate themselves.

Fake Panthers talk shit about whites, dont read anything, dumb as fuck.

by TEH NITS KID January 12, 2009

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž