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The greatest of all time.
wow Ben Howard is the greatest of all time.
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A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.
Ben Ford is the best
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The perfect example of internalized homophobia. Ever look at someone and your just like wow he is the gayest man ever and somehow is homophobic? Ben shapiro
Ben shapiro: I hate women! They need to stay in the kitchen
Random guy: i also am not interested in dating women.
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Something so terrifying, so creepy, so revolting, that it can only be described as ben creepy.
Ben - I made sweet love to the dead body of a young, male horse and forced its mother to watch and cry.
God - "Woah, man... that's Ben Creepy."
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A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
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Ben and Jillian is a term for having sex with your cousin
"The nieces and nephews won't stay out of each other’s rooms" They must be Ben and Jillian it
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A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
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