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Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.

Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.

by JoeCandiceNuts March 11, 2022


Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him

Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii

by Meeeeee2 September 16, 2023

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Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily

Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden

by The eewee creator March 15, 2024


Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

by Mr. Yappington May 15, 2024

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Joe Biden

the 46th president of the United States, you idiot.

Joe Biden is Joe Biden.

by bฤฑllwฤฑll May 10, 2023

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Cold Biden

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

Cold Biden is a fuck

by FuckassEmpire June 6, 2024


Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, Iโ€™m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020