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Navy Boats

Navy Boats

Man 1: Navy Boats!
Man 2: Navy Boats!

by TheDeepDebunk September 24, 2019


Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017


Farm Boat

A ship used to transport animals for use in zoos and farms.

There's a boat they use to put animals on. You know, a farm boat.

by plastic_eggs December 20, 2013


Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 6, 2021


Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017


brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 12, 2018


Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.

(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.

by AQ22 March 29, 2024