When either your boobs fuckin fly around with the slightest movement.
Friend 1: *raises arms so straps don’t fall down*
Friend 2: *stares at boobs*
Friend 1: what are you doing???
Friend 2: well you were shakin em all around
Friend 1: I barley moved...
Friend 2: well then you must have flying boobs
Naked boobies that come out at Mardi-Gras
Someone who flashes boobs randomly in public as if they were drunk at Mardi-Gras
We gone drive down Nawlins' way see some Mardi-Boob, yeehaww!!!
A word for when your boobs are so sweaty that it feels like a whole ass swamp or are humid like
Synonym: boob sweat
"ugh i hate swamp boob"
"swamp boob?"
"when your boobs are super sweaty"
things that ivy should suck, hold, lay on, have in face, etc
"omg i wanna hold titty's boobs"
When a breastfeeding mother discovers that one of her boobs does not like to keep up with the other, and produces less milk.
I pumped 3 ounces from my good boob and only 1 ounce from my slacker boob!
Boobs to the trellis is the female equivalent of balls to the wall. Generally used to mean that you are too busy or have so much work to do you can't fit anything else in.
Brianne: "I can't make that meeting as I'm boobs to the trellis unfortunately"
When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.
Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)