cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

5👍 1👎

Penalty box

While eating the pussy, the female forces ones head into female genitalia, causing suffocation. Resulting in the head to be in the “penalty box.”

Person 1 “Yo did u hear about Jake”
Person 2 “Nah bro what happened”
Person 1 “He died of suffocation some sick bitch put him in the penalty box and he never came

out.”

6👍 1👎

brittle box

A women with a cold vagina.

Man that lady I had sex with last night had a brittle box.

5👍 1👎

cheater box

Device used for stolen cable.

We set up the cheater box, and now we get all the channels--all the channels ;)

5👍 1👎

box up

prep for a fight

yo bro box up imma beatcho ass

5👍 1👎

crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

5👍 1👎

Bungee Box

A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.

Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.

Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.

After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.

5👍 1👎