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Aye, gimmie some of that thick bull pulp
The hottest fucking college radio station in Tampa Bay, FL from the University of South Florida.
You're listening to Bulls Radio on WMNF 88.5 HD-2, Tampa!
The prophet of the red bull
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
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THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL
JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
In North America, Bulls are unnecessarily sized, useless mammoth, gas guzzling trucks with side view mirrors reaching out like a bull's horns. They are typically Dodge Rams but what doesn't matter even more are the men and women, or those beyond the binary, inside compensating for you-know-what. Bulls speed 30 mph over the limit constantly as if they have somewhere to be, with engines louder than attention-seeking motorcyclists in overpriced choppers, and ride your vehicle's ass like the people they religiously and politically hate.
Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."
Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"
Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
1.A gay woman with her calf ( that is a girl)
2. A male cow
3. A type of dog
1. What a fag bull with her calf
2. Do you have a bowl for a pet?
3. I almost run on bull dog over with my car
someone who is the unbelievably dominant, who fucks girlfriends, wives, lovers, sisters, daughters & mothers of cucks & people they don't like, with consent. A bull usually has bull partners, and usually cuckifys their victim for money, legacy or just simple personal satisfaction.
man 1: im tryna be like zoal he's the epitome of a bull
man 2: for real man, sometimes i wish he can fuck my wife