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Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 27, 2023


slim left

Nick name I created for the left teste.

Whatever man, you can lick my slim left!

by Hurode January 3, 2003


Slim Left

A personal reference to the left testi, usually spoken with a sense of pride and ownership.

"Dude, lick my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."

by OrbiTaL January 15, 2003


took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021


Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 16, 2016


lefting lefteroo

When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car

lefting lefteroo up here

by squidwardgoesurban April 19, 2020


left at london

A transgender musician is well known on vine for the haha I do that vine

Did you know that left at London made haha I do that

by BakedBeanBrooke May 22, 2021