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country boying

The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.

Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?

by Elliewaug November 9, 2017


Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.

Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.

by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024


national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 23, 2023


Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023


talkin' country

getting drunk, so drunk that you're slurring words and can't talk straight. stretching words out like you're from the backwoods.

that boy is talkin' country sippin' on that purple drank

by kingofpain September 30, 2007


Country Hour

A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.

It is finally country hour, I have been waiting all night for it.

by long_john_joe September 17, 2020


country yip

Typically used by rural people, specifically men. It is a shrill "Yip" or "Yee hoo" sound used in celebratory settings. Usually a bar.

can you do your country yip?

I'm practicing my country yip

by Geogiapeaches November 11, 2015