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To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.
Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.
Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.
Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?
An American pornographic film actor who is from Orange County, CA. Her Heritage is Scottish, Czech, German, and English. Southern Roots. She can speak English, and she can stumble embarrassingly through a tiny bit of German. She's Bi. For breast lovers 34C, 25, 38! Size 8.5 shoe for you foot fetishist! She is Thick as fuck! She does have an "Om mani padme hum" (google it) prayer as a connection to my mother on my right shoulder and a tiny heart on my body under my "bush" that not many people even know is there.
Me: that chick is so thick and beautiful
Friend: indeed she is, who is she
Me: her name is Dani Daniels, that one American porn actress
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That half Cuban half Irish super hot guy who sometimes goes by Daniel or just Dan, but really once you get to know him you realize he can never be just Dan to you because he's a Daniel Francisco. He's exotic and sweet and a little bit spicy. He will sometimes be a Dan or a Daniel to everyone else, and oftentimes he will be a Danny boy, but hes never going to be a plain Dan to the woman he loves. A Daniel Francisco has beautiful blue eyes and dark hair, he sometimes speak in Spanglish because he's a multicultural kind of dude, an all American kind of guy, who loves baseball and cheeseburgers but doesn't think twice about creating a Cuban fusion dinner that will have you wondering how he can fit all the flavors in one meal. How did this person come about? A lot of love in the universe that's how. And if you find a Daniel Francisco you will understand the Dan Fransisco treat is a one of a kind.
Daniel Fransisco
Is that Dan? No that's Daniel Fransisco! Wow he's hot! Hotter than any regular Dan. Hey Daniel Francisco here's my number. Call me.
Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough
“U know daniel Edison “
“Ain’t he such a scummy fat cunt”
“Yes such a twat”
Daniel is the most amazing guy in the universe I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. He would never give up on you no matter what. He is my evreything that will never change. And even though we won't be together forever because evreyone dies. I would still no matter what be happy with our little infinity. I love you babe never forget it.
Friend: Do you really like Daniel palos?
Me:I don't like him. I love him.
a loving man . likes beer. loved your wife . fucked your daughter
hey was daniel davenport at your house last night
person who blames jerry for everything
daniel shin blames jerry for his grades