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When two couples go on a double date, and one person from each couple gets raped. This rapee can either be a man or a woman.
J: Tell him if he can get Jake to come, you'll hang out with him.
R: Why??
J: So it can be a Double Date Rape.
Jake: Dude I was Double Date Raped last night.....
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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November is national Date Bram month, so celebrate by dating a sexy, sexxxxxy hot young man named Bram.
I can’t wait to celebrate Date Bram November!
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The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
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The act of convincing someone you are going to perform coitus. You then use their facilities to drop a bowel movement. Upon finishing said bowel movement you proceed to exit quite hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a date dump and dash
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When a guy busts a rather large load all over a girl after sex.
It is to be used in reference and mockery to Fraternity/Sorority date parties themed and named "paint your date"
A guy cums all over you - especially more than normal...
you say:
"What is this, paint your date?"
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A date without sexual intentions
"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."
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