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1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.
Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."
Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."
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If someone can't quite realize that Marvel's Black Widow was the last film in the MCU with Scarlett Johansson.
You just don't want to admit it because she was a really big part of the original 6 and now most of them are Dead.
My Post-Black Widow depression is really kicking in after watching the film with my friends.
When a person's mood is lowered for a significant amount of time due to playing OneShot (more specifically, the solstice ending) for the first time.
John got Post Solstice Depression (PSD) because he just finished OneShot Solstice.
Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
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that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.
"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"
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Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
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When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.
Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!
Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.
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