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The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.
Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "
Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.
when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.
Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.
Me- Ok fine I’m rohit
Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
Being distracted by something at a moments notice.
Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease