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riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.
we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.
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When a person of the opposite sex becomes an arrogant jerk in order to hide their true feelings towards you once they discover you also like like them. Most likely to happen between two really good friends and is usually a guy who is koof doggin.
Girl "Hey, so I like you more than a friend."
Boy "I like you too but I'm going to bone a bunch of girls before I actually show my true feelings for you."
Girl "You're such a koof dog!"
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tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like
Me:wow that was a funny joke
Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one
cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?
uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!
Me:wow that was just wow
thank you for listening to my ted talk
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To bang a girl in the ass while yelling ruff-caw ruff-caw
To go to a national park and eagle watch while fucking a one legged whore in the wilderness
To lay a ho on the bed with her legs spread and climb on top of a bookcase or shelf and proceed to jump while yelling ruff caw head first into a big fat pussy
damn steve eagledogged that bitch last night.....
i heard steve hurt his neck trying to eagle dog that ho
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The act of chewing tobacco like a fucking boss
Friend 1: Yo you want some chew?
Friend 2: Yea bro I've been waiting all day to pack a dog
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An awesome record by The Format
I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.
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An upcoming game for "all home consoles" and PC. It is set in a near-future world, where everything is connected by technology.
The main point of the game is to hack the city's technology in order to help the main character. There isn't a linear story to follow, but the game prompts the player to perform specific actions such as stopping crimes.
The game allows to control practically anything via a handheld device. (which kind of looks like an iPhone?) The player can e.g. hack traffic lights to cause traffic to crash, hack ATMs to withdraw cash, hack people's phones to end calls etc. The possibilities are enormous.
The game was praised at E3 about it's originality, next-gen graphics and the unique gameplay. Ubisoft's executive director for EMEA territories, Alain Coore, stated that Watch Dogs will try to compete with other open-world games, such as Grand Theft Auto.
Watch Dogs is going to be one of the greatest games in 2013.
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