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A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
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The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
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An egg laid by a female cow as a way of reproduction
Today I saw a baby cow hatch from a cow egg it was amazing
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The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.
"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
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eggs are not what you think, eggs can be used in other ways than cooking! eggs can be used as a phrase or together with a phrase to confuse people!
you:Is that you? eggs? hmm hey? eggs? hmm eggs? eggs!! hm hmm eggs hey mmm eggs??? ey?!?! eggs?!??
parents:wtf are you talking about?
you:eggs?
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