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You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan
Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...
Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.
Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.
someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass
omg i love her she's such an Evan
Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.
evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well