Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

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fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

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Fruit punch style

Making VERY sweet and wet love. At the beginning you try to ue fruit punch in someway. Normally as a invite

Oh, lookI left some fruit punch out. *Wink, wink.*

Sorry, beer I'm only going Fruit punch style now

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Fruit roll up

a gay nigga who does a drive by

bro this gay guy did a drive by my house
so a fruit roll up?

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Disgusting Fruit Roll-Up

the taste of edible panties

Dude, she wore a pair of edible panties in bed. It tasted like a disgusting fruit roll-up.

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fruit snacks are off the heezy

desserts derived from the fruits of plants are exquisite on my taste buds

fruit snacks are good

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Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.

*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

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