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When someone you have a fight with/break up with blocks and unfriends you on facebook
Mike: Dude I looked up my ex on facebook and she unfriended me and blocked me..
Steve: Mike you got facebook burned
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A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
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Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
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The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
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One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
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You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!
Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"
Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"
Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."
Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"
Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"
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One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.
+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...
Confirm Ignore Send Message
*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"
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The excessive desire to avoid accepting applications for fear of getting a virus on your computer.
Please don't send me applications, invitations, drinks, farm animals and such on Facebook because I suffer from Facebook appsaphobia and I'll never join.
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