Family First

Breeder dictatorship.

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

x family

roblox family founded by infantrxy; derived from omega family

"dang bro, you got invited to the x family? no way!"

blood family

A ton of people you trust

Hey look its my blood family

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

Family Guy Drunk

When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up

Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk