flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.

Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.

Flap-wrap

The equivalent of teabagging for people with vaginas.

Not only did she gank me, to add insult to injury she flap-wrapped me, bro!

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."