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after sleeping with your girlfriend, and wanting to break up, you ripp a hella bad fart and pull the covers over her head. do it till she vometes.
kyle:dude i cant get rid of my bitch.
kiernan: haha dude some advice is to stick her into a french oven.
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Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.
Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.
Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.
French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
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Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
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when u eat pregnant pussy and the baby lick ya tongue back
Bro i was eating out my girl and got a french kiss
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French Love is that kind of love most often given by boys in their late teens/ early twenties, where they don't want someone that they can have until they are unavailable, in which case they decide that they can't live without them. Women can be guilty of this, too.
(in a French accent)
Man: Oh no non, I do not want to be with you, I could never love you.
Woman: Well I do not care for you anymore, I want to be with him over there.
Man: Oh mon cherie, I cannot live without you, please be mine, oh please.
Woman: FFS! French Love!
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The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.
Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*
~later that evening~
Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!
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when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
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