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'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.
"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"
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When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.
When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
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Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.
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adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.
v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts
I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.
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when your hands become incredibly cold and possibly go numb from holding a freezin brew
"Mike, Billy, and Vito all had brew hands from being outside in the cold, but Nick was just messed up and being an ass," said Dan.
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Fore arms that just turn into hands. there is no visible wrist to seperate the hand from the arm.
It doesn't even look like Tyler has wrists. Its like he has fore hands
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Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!
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