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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 2, 2022


Breaking the Honey Pot

loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry

"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"

by fhomas December 5, 2020


Honey Hole

A shot containing 3/4 oz Wild Turkey American Honey and 1/4 oz Peach Scnapps.

My favorite shot is a Honey Hole.

by EverRoxy June 9, 2020


honey pea

stands for "hundred percent"

Ted: should we go to that house warming party tonight?
Alexis: honey pea.

by mani_moee September 14, 2021


honey glazed duck

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

by Not Joe December 30, 2016


Like vinegar for honey

Sounds like a decent book title, though nobody would read it and the author would never get the world on a string with it.

Like vinegar for honey isn't a bad book, it's no less factual or true than anything else you read. It's about good versus evil.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021


honey slice

The last piece of bread in the loaf that is either unpaired, or in the case of end slices, too small to make a sandwich with. Best eaten with a slather of honey, jam, etc.

The good thing about odd-number sliced loaves is that I'll always have a honey slice to snack on.

by nunuhya July 16, 2021