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person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."
Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
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phrase: Used when one is informing another person that they are now their friend on Twitter.
Victor - "Hey Nima, I'm following you."
Nima - "What?!"
Victor - "On Twitter, dude. Stop being such a spaz."
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A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod
Lazy!
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That saying your friends tell you so that you leave them alone, but when tomorrow comes they suddenly aren't free.
Person 1: "Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm free tomorrow dude."
Person 2: "Kay!!"
*Next day*
Person 2: "They said they were free..."
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This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.
"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."
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