dumb as ice

An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.

Nicole tries to say that 5+5 = 13 in which one should reply

"Nicole you is dumb as ice"

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Ice Kraut

A person of Scandinavian descent. Referring mainly to those who cooperated or whose ancestors cooperated with the Nazi occupation forces during World War II. Also known for having the happiest peoples on earth, and functioning health care.

Those damn Ice Krauts across the street keep bringing some nasty fish back from the market. They're stinking up the whole fucking neighborhood!

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Crap on ice

A coldhearted individual.

Someone who loves to inflict pain on another.

Showing no emotion.

He was crap on ice!

She had become crap on ice.

The abuse turned him into crap on ice and he kept on being the victim.

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Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

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Iced-Coffee

Usually a big ass dependence, especially for Ashton Irwin

“Are you an Ashton Irwin?” = “Are you an iced-coffee addicted?”

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cubed ice

better than crushed.

cubed ice > crushed ice

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colorful ice

(n.) a slang term to mean colored diamonds worn around the neck and wrist which are growing in popularity among the wealthy black community.

"It's a beatiful life because I have my colorful ice."

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