Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

Scodyz Brain

The mental state achieved from ingesting William codys 7% alcohol bourbon and colar pre mix drinks in large quantities, typically from an 18 pack brought with social benefits. This state of cognitive function usually results in numerous counts of domestic violence, criminal charges and numerous motor vehicle accidents typically involving a shit box rfb spec r32 Nissan skyline

"Bro what happened to you last weekend?"

"Scodyz brain cuz. bashed the missus and stacked the rfb, got court on Wednesday"

brains bronze

A word for a rather dire or hopeless situation which is then put through a smart or rough idea

Scottie tried to solo a dou in fortnite, what a brains bronze situation

tired brain

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

Pigeon Brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain can also refer to the proud human owner of such a cerebrum.

"Did you see Sean Hannity's latest segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity