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A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.
"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.
To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment
Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"
I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
A person who makes boasts and bullies people only because he/she knows the anonymity of the internet means they can't actually be found and challenged to a real fist fight. Generally the highest form of cowards, pretty common now though.
Yea, that guy said a lot of hateful shit, but that's only cuz he was Internet strong. Bet he's never called a black guy a nigger to his face once, no matter how many times he typed it tonight.
When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Internet God is an alternate of Chad but stronger,this version of Chad is supported by Chad because he worships his chadness
Someone:I don't hate people for being a furry nor a dream sexual
Someone 2:Good for you.
Someone:Plus I think twitter is not a community full of clowns,they are just the 1st evolution of humans,they will improve eventually
Someone 2:You are an internet God