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internet-enabled

Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.

Is your device internet-enabled?

by ahoulton August 23, 2020


internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 4, 2013


french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020


internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020


Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

by RJ-Pilot August 25, 2008


On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

by Linguistic God of Poos July 28, 2023


Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 12, 2022