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After you have applied sand to you testicles while wearing a kilt, you tea bag your partner, while also chugging a pint of Guinness.
It was St Patricks Day and she asked me what was under my kilt, so I gave her the Irish sandbag.
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When the host of a party starts screaming and throwing all the coats at the guests to get them to leave. Coined by Tina Fey in _Bossypants_, it should not be confused with an irish goodbye.
Yet another sound of breaking glass led my wife to immediately break up the party with an irish goodnight.
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Sneaking out of work early to go to a pub
Mike made an Irish getaway yesterday and went to the Blarney Stone Pub
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Sunset District Inc/Irish. In the 70/80's a rough group of white boys. 90's and beyond...more myth than reality, but still around.
The Grove. Sunset District Inc/Irish (SDI)
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When an irish man pulls his package up over his belt and drops his shirt over it, then shows people unsuspectingly.
"Hey brother, come here and check out my new irish belt buckle...
SURPRISE"
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Normally when you here Irish what comes to your mind is a friendly group of people who know how to hold their liquor and have a great time. While for the most part, these people are great. It is not uncommon to see a few cousins in close kin relationships with one another, especially in areas like Dublin, Rathdrum, Wicklow, Glenealy, Arklow, and Aughrim. While its considered mostly a stereotype, on my visits to this country I have seen many people who practice this act as if it was commonplace.
Question: Are those cousins making out?
Response: Why yes they are Irish
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An Irish Catapult is a sex game which requires a rock hard, throbbing erection, a coin, and a descent woman. The man puts the coin on his erection, and with all of his cock power, he throws it into the air and flips it. If the coin lands heads up, the woman gives the man head, and if it lands face down, looks like the man is takin the dirt road home. (Anus). Do the Irish helicopter in the elevator, and out house, your son's birthday party your hot co-worker, your 12....I mean 18 year old neighbor, and why not your own step mother. Play with caution, because this game can get addicting faster than you can say "pregnant nun"!
I got head from a bad bitch named cinnamon last night while playing that sexy game, Irish Catapult.
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