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a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
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Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
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An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner
Since Christmas is just around the corner, Christmas dendrology will come in handy.
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This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.
Damn, she is fucking up my christmas.
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When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.
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a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
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Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey