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Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..
"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"
Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.
I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...
When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).
I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.
When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.
I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.
Also known as the ocean yacht trot.
the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.
Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?
Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!
Person #3: I know right!
Fanmade islands by the MSM community after it got intoxicated by AUTTPs and UTTPs
If you say good users and bad users don’t exist them and their fans will attack you over it when it’s true 💀
Person 1:*makes bad user island*
Person 2:good users and bad users don’t exist 💀
Person 3:shut yo bitch ass up
Person 4:ok boomer
Person 5:L+bozo+ratio
Person 6:bro they’re right 💀
Person 2:ikr what a bunch of 2 year olds
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A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.