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A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body
Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.
When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.
Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.
When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.
God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.
The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.
Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!