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Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.
Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck
guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!
the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus
whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus
A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain
Jesus Gomez is dumb
Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.
Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.