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When you make a girl laugh as she is swallowing your cum load and it comes out her nose.
I gave Sarah the jizz boogies when I told her to “suck it like a man.”
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when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.
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the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis
"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"
"I beleive it is fredrick"
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A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'
Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.
it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.
2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids.
1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"
2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!"
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Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!
"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"
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