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A raw deal; a scam. Something rigged with a negative charge for the victim.
That blind date you fixed me up with was a total bone job.
I followed up on a used car I saw advertised in the classifieds but it turned out to be a bone job.
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When a girl is pleasured or pleasures herself using the palm of their hand to rub her clitoris (guys get hand jobs, girls get palm jobs). Tends to lead to amazing, hip spasming orgasms. Slide two fingers into her vagina for a better grip and more stimulation.
1.) She gave herself a palm job and over three orgasms later was panting, exhausted, and totally satisfied.
2.) He kept giving her a palm job until his hand and the sheets were completely soaked from her juices
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When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins
Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.
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the act of one person completely screwing over another so all their friends can laugh obnoxiously and point at the unassuming victim.....this is mainly performed after baseball practice in a blue mitsuibishi outlander by four boys who run naked in the streets and touch each other with no qualms
group of friends: "hey lets dick job that bitch walking her dog over there"
dickjobber: "hey hey excuse me.....how do you get to route 9?"
dickjobbee: "well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right...youll see the signs."
dickjobber: "ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?"
dickjobbee: "you got it"
dickjobber: "thanks...thank you so much....oh and by the way....SUCK A DICK!"
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a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.
tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.
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Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.
Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!
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As punishment for pre-ejaculation in a womans vagina, you must eat from her until she cums.
Nathan! Already? You'd better start Box Jobbin!
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