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When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
you KNOW what this means!
Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now
Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.
Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.
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this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons
2 oh really
1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
Being less/more high on drugs then the people around you
I can’t understand you because you’re on a different Johnny