A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.
Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.
aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?
Super handsome. Wow very cool!
That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
Very chill tall dark and handsome. He will make your day every day. He’s strong, very smart, looks like a crab boil, delicious 🤤.
There’s Jontae fine ass
There’s Jontae Jordan fine ass