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Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist
person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)
person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here
person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.
BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss
"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"
Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"
Said The Children
a cat/kitten thats super cute.
oh my god such a cute kitty cat!
Person 1: Yo bro I think I got LIGMA
Person 2: Bro you gotta take my cat and go to Girlfriend's house for some emergency Kitties and Tiddies
Only the best stripper in the nation ;)
Damn look at kitty glitz! She’s quality